bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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