you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
