what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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