Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
