Pappa wants mamma naked
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
she pinky promised me she was 18
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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