I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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