Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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