Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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