At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
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You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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