how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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