**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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