So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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