where am i from again
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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