Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Floor bacon is actually really good
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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