Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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