Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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