I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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