White coat. Heels.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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