You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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