she was so not down for the gang bang
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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