remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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