can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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