i don't like sucking hair
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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