I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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