My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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