You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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