you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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