ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Someone shit on the floor
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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