I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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