i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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