My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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