We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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