There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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