I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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