nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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