It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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