Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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