Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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