Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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