I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
She announced her abortion via fbk
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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