speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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