North Korea, Best Korea!
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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