what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
barbara walters just said penis...
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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