We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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