Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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