i don't like sucking hair
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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