Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
