You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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