i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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