Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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