I'm eating all of the evidence.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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