did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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