evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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