goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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