so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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