i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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