Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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