Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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